Alright today is the final weekday of school holidays. Tonight I am going out with friends, however before that there is a challenge. A challenge in which no human can reject, an eat off. What the fuck you might think, well yeah, I have no come back. What’s basically going to go down is three guys whom I will call Keisian, Scout and Myself (Waywardarrow) are all going to order the same plate of food, and see who can 1) Finish it and 2) Who can finish it first. Now here is the catch, we are going to be going to Lazy Moes in Oakleigh, known for their giant servings. I can attest to this as my brother took me there last Saturday to have one such plate, which I did not finish… Though it was the second time I had dinner that night. Who will finish this plate? Who will do it the quickest? …BET NOW! (More to follow once I arriv
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Ok well we’re at Lazy Moes now
We have each ordered the Moes BBQ, and are now prepping ourselves for the Eat Off. The first Dish Goes to Scout as he will have a slight handicap because of braces. First plate:
Alright and Now all three of us have plates:
And the Eat Off begins!
Alright 10 minutes and Scout is gunning his way through finishing more half the meat on his place, closely followed by Keisian. I am behind the front two taking an even pace, mixing a mouthful of fries to some meat. At this rate I think Scout has the edge over Keisian and me.
The 20 minute mark now, And Scout has almost finished all his meat with Keisian not far behind. Keisian although not eating for almost 20 hours is approaching full stomach capacity. I am still keeping my pace but judging from the plates, am lagging behind these two monsters.
35 minutes in and the game has all changed. Keisian the train has ground to a stop after finishing all his meat, but has a large plateful of fries left. Scout although ahead of Keisian, has also slowed down significantly. His braces seem to be the problem especially with some of the thinner/harder fries. I am still going, but also at a slower pace, however it has proven my technique has worked and I have very little left to finish.
Alright it has just hit the 40 minute mark and we have the winner of this Eat Off… Me, Yay. Scout is still chugging along and Keisian is like a connex train that has broken down.The winner:
At the 50 minute mark Keisian has pulled out conceding defeat and taking third. Scout pushes on to try and finish this monster of a plate. And at the 60 minute mark Scout stops as he has finished all the edible fries. The inedible is given to him as a handicap. As we left Lazy Moes we discovered that the plate Moes BBQ was the largest dish served in the restaurant…
Anyways although this is the end of the Eat Off I just wanted to add that afterwards we went to Mc to meet with others, and somehow you just randomly meet old friends: