Music


Good day, comrades.

Inspired by that other funny song titles post, I decided to compile my own little list considering how much of a music junkie I am. These songs will be closer to my type of music though, which is, of course, vastly superior to the mainstream crap you infidels listen to.

Song titles (Artist – Song title):
Aeon – God Gives Head In Heaven
Anaal Nathrakh – Between Shit And Piss We Are Born
Azaghal – Kohti Uuden Aikakauden Alkua (Ahaha, those crazy Finns and their crazy language)
Belphegor – Bondage Goat Zombie
Birds Of Prey – Mangled By Mongoloids/Ripped Apart By The Retarded
Birds Of Prey – Buttfucked With A Shotgun Barrel
Cock And Ball Torture – Kamikaze Incest
Cock And Ball Torture – Supreme Genital Goddess
Demilich – And The Slimy Flying Creatures Reproduce In Your Brains
Deströyer 666 – Australian And Anti-Christ
Devourment – Anal Electrocution
Devourment – Fuck Her Head Off
Devourment – Molesting The Decapitated (All of Devourment’s song titles are in the same vein as those mentioned, so I won’t mention any more. Oh, and wait until you see their lyrics)
Dying Fetus – Kill Your Mother/Rape Your Dog
Flesh – I Masturbate To Jesus Christ
Gorerotted – Fuck Your Arse With Broken Glass
Nargaroth – Erik, May You Rape The Angels
Weakling – No One Can Be Called As A Man While He’ll Die (Note the lack of English grammar skills from an American band)

Hahaha, wasn’t that list simply hilarious and delightful?

Hope you enjoyed another politically incorrect post brought to you by…
– Ruob.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to take center stage and sing your heart out in front of millions of viewers? For some of us, we get to live out such a dream. For those who don’t, we get to watch their dream get crushed, along with millions of other viewers. What bothers me is that even though people know that this season’s contestants in the Idol competition will be forgotten by next year, the media (spurred on by dumbass viewers) insist on making a big issue out of it. On the 30th of September, Tom William’s booting from the idol show was in one of the headlines on yahoo’s homepage, see for yourself:

Epic fail at life - evicted from Idol

Epic fail at life - evicted from Idol

Now what I find really heartbreaking (for myself and my dear readers) is that he even went to Who magazine to bitch about his loss. When asked if he believed that the judging was rigged, he replied with Absolutely, everything is set up for Wes to win. Now to me that sounds like a bona fide case of bitchiness, and someone needs to set things straight to him.

1. Idol contestants will never become more than a D grade celebrity (Kathy Griffin does not deserve to be in this category)

2. They will be forgotten by next season. Ok, well maybe not COMPLETELY forgotten, because Idol always features that Where are they now? segment. But in any case, they will usually go back to their dull, uneventful lives, and pretend that their time on television was somewhat beneficial to the nation.

3. They will also start complaining. Just like that Michael character from I don’t know what season of Big Brother, the moment he got evicted from the house he started up his own blogs and youtube videos to try and get himself back into the house – pathetic! Now I do not wish to see an Idol contestant go through the same thing – believe it or not I do have some compassion in my rotting heart.

My only advice that I can give to someone entering into reality tv, is go for something with money, and none of this worthwhile experience crap. Because at the end of the day the women won’t be rolling in like they used to baby. But if you were on Deal or No Deal and won a good 20K, then hey, even after the fame subsides you can still pay for sex (until the money runs out –  I suggest finding an employment agency or whoring yourself out).

I hope you’ve found my little rant into the world of talent scouting. Until next time.

Eat your ham through a straw.